3 Days in Paris Without the Tourist Traps

You have the flights booked and a browser full of tabs, and every list tells you the same forty things are all unmissable. You want someone who has actually walked those streets to just tell you what matters, what is a waste of an afternoon, and how not to look lost at a ticket machine. Press play and you get an armchair walk through the arrondissements with an honest friend at your elbow. You will hear how the Louvre, the Eiffel Tower, Montmartre, the Latin Quarter and the Marais really feel at different hours, how the Metro and RER work once someone explains them plainly, how to order in a cafe without ending up on a tourist menu, and what things roughly cost. A perfect day in Paris, plus three-day and five-day itineraries, are shaped so you can hold them in your head. You land already knowing where you are going. Listen on the way, and arrive like a returning visitor.